"Dick jailed on drug, sex charges"
Wowser! What has the world come to when human body parts are thrown in jail for doing what they were designed to do? Next we'll be throwing hookers out of the lobbies of reno hotels! Poor Andy Dick, someone in the newsroom was just waiting for this to happen!
Anyway, just goes to show, a little editing goes a long way...oh, also that spell check hasn't got a clue!